Monday, September 13, 2010

Advice...

Ok guys, heres the deal... I know many of you that will read this probably spend about 75% of your day browsing the internet and most of that time is probably spent on /b/. I know most of you want a girlfriend but don't think it will happen. You are absolutely wrong. Most girls want a boyfriend that has the smarts and sensitivity of the everyday nerd, but the social skills of a frat-fag. I want all of you to be able to obtain any girl you want. All of my boyfriends in the past have been guys that used to spend all of their time playing WOW or playing DnD. Ok, don't get me wrong, I am a girl who used to be hooked on WOW and I've played my share of DnD, but the perfect balance helps you to gain the social skills necessary to branch out and not rely too much on video games to fill the void of other things you could be doing as well. So basically I just want to help out by extending some advice/suggestions to all of you, and maybe get some questions to answer for you.
A few main things to remember:
-Girls are really not that complex, it doesn't take a certain type of person to get a girlfriend.
-Don't talk about things with a girl that you know they're not interested in. For example: If you aren't 100% sure a girl you're talking to likes MMORPG's (or even knows what they are), do NOT talk about them.
-Dress the part. If you wear the same thing you've been wearing since middle school, chances are you're going to have the same game you had in the 7th grade. I'm not saying you have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe, but carpenter pants, camouflage pants/jackets, bondage pants, shirts that have "witty" comments on them, and trench coats are the biggest pussy repellents known to mankind. Just wear normal jeans and a t-shirt. NOT a World of Warcraft shirt or any other video game for that matter. If you have doubts about a shirt, you should probably just wear it around your house.
-Hygiene. For some reason playing video games and sitting in front of your laptop all the time makes you not want to shower. Shower regularly. Greasy hair is the BIGGEST turnoff for a girl. Buy some cheap acne cream and use it regularly if you have bad skin.
-Social skills. I know you always hear the best key to having great social skills is just to be active in school or going out and joining clubs. It's not. The best way to get better social skills is to talk to new people. People you normally wouldn't talk to. If you see someone walking by in the hallway or on campus, just say hello to them and flash a friendly smile. If you smoke cigarettes sit next to the person by themselves on a bench and ask them what brand they smoke. Also, if you feel like you've just said something awkward and are looking for a recovery method, just smile or laugh a little and act like it was all a joke or sarcasm. Sarcasm is the socially awkward's best friend.

Just a few things to remember. You don't have to change yourself, but if you make small changes to the shell of you, you can comfortably let your inner self shine through without driving away everyone around you.

Until next time ;)